At the Chick-fil-A drive through next door to the pediatrician's office:
THIS IS NOT A TREAT. We are here because I think you are hungry and that is why you were acting that way at the doctor's office and we are out of lunch stuff at home. THIS IS NOT A TREAT. We are getting nuggets and fries and NO TOYS. DOES EVERYONE UNDERSTAND ME? THAT WAS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. WE DO NOT LIE DOWN AND SCREAM WHEN WE ARE DISAPPOINTED. TOTALLY--
Eight piece nugget meal with an iced tea, chargrilled chicken wrap, one extra order of fries. Thank you!!!
--UNACCEPTABLE. When we get home, everyone is taking a nap. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?--
Yes, thank you. Out of twenty, please. You have a nice day now!
Now eat your lunch and NOT ANOTHER SOUND.
6 comments:
You are truly one of my favorite people.
(I hope that everyone is napping now.)
Love it! Did they nap??
HA! This post is awesome! As a kid I remember listening to my freak out on us kids and then step out of the car all polite and smiles and I thought, "this woman is CUH-RAZY!" .... and now, as a mother, I do this all. the. time. Lol! So, did you get your silent ride home?
Eavesdropping in my car much? Verbatim.
HAHAHAHA! I love when you post conversations about their behavior "we do not lie down on the floor when we are disappointed!!!" So fantastic!
I hope they napped for you.
Tell me, when they are behaving like maniacs, do you think to yourself, "at least it will make a good blog post,"? Because the worst they behave, the harder I laugh! ;-)
You make me laugh!!
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